Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Britney Spears Nude? How on Earth Is the Answer No?

Britney Spears Steps out in an Ultra-Low-Cut Dress on Her Birthday. Unfortunately, Nothing Pops out of Her Top.

Yesterday everyone's favorite troubled pop star, Miss Britney Jean Spears, celebrated her 27th birthday. She's so young! So busty! And her dress is so skimpy! But the pics of Brit's big celebration at The Daily Mail, while wonderfully sexy, especially considering Britney's lows of the past years, only disappoint. That's one hell of a lot of boob hanging out of that bustier. So why are we complaining? Where, oh, where have Britney's nipples gone? You could fit the tits of Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, and Selma Blair into the flesh that's sticking out of Britney's dress, yet all we see is a questionable shadow of areola? Since yesterday also marked the release of Brit's new record, Circus, Mr Skin thinks she should have celebrated by showing off her big top!

Nude Kate Beckinsale Embarassed at Bare-Assed Mom

Actress Admits to First Encountering the Primal Scene on the TV Screen

British babe Kate Beckinsale recalls the mortification she felt as a 10-year-old child when her mother, television star Judy Loe got naked on TV and gave the entire 60 million strong population of the United Kingdom a look at her naughty bits.

"The mortification of going to school! People said, 'I've seen your mother naked.' I literally had to beat up nine of them," recounts Kate.

Now that Kate's own daughter Lily Mo is nearing the age when Kate saw her mom naked on television, the actress is foreswearing on-screen nudity.

Luckily for Beckinsale-admirer Kevin Sorbo and others like him, Kate has already got some pretty good skin scenes in the can (so to speak).

In 1994, Kate looked great baring T&A in the thriller Uncovered, but her 1995 full-frontal nudity in Haunted need cause little Lily no discomfort, because those boobs, butt and bush belong to a body double.

In 1895, Freud wrote to his colleague Wilhelm Fliess about the trauma experienced by children when they first become aware of the adult sexuality of their parents. If a child sees her parents in the act of coitus too early, she can experience neurotic symptoms later in life.

If seeing her mother naked on TV as a child has caused Kate Beckinsale to abstain from skin for the rest of her life, we can hold out little hope for Deep Throat star Carol Connors's daughter Thora Birch going any farther than her brief boob-baring in American Beauty.

Katharine McPhee: Upskirt pose free pics

Katharine McPhee: Upskirt and Away

American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee gave paparazzi an upskirt shot as she battled the strong winds on the Los Angeles set of the "Unititled Anna Faris Project."

23, who was wearing a prosthetic belly to look the part of a pregnant hippy, was caught out by a gust of wind, revealing a pair of pink panties and an undone, flesh-colored body.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Mr Skin Minute -- November 28, 2008

Time to Take Out the Turkeys!

Belly up for a special Turkey Shoot edition of the Mr Skin Minute, where we blast the worst non-nude disappointments of 2008.

Join us as we take aim at the non-naked antics of Traci Lords in Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Carmen Electra in I Want Candy, and Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Just press play to pull the trigger.

What Hollywood Actress Would You Be Most Thankful to See Naked?

Skin on the Street: Where the Skin Team Presses Flesh With the Public to Tackle Today's Toughest Tinseltown T&A Questions.

Today's Query: What Hollywood Actress Would You Be Most Thankful to See Naked?

Tits the season to join glands and give thanks for all the bare-ass bounty among us. Still there are some Hollywood hotties that you might want to see naked more than others.

The Skin Team pressed flesh with passersby to find out which nude celebs would make you most grateful this Spanksgiving. Press play and dig in.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Spanksgiving!

Mr Skin and the Skin Team are loosening our pants ... for the long Thanksgiving weekend (yeah).

We'll be back with regular breaking headline celebrity nudes once we're done stuffing ... our faces (again: yeah).

Do drop by Mr Skin's Blog regularly over the holiday, though, for free celeb nudes and our daily naked celebrity pics and video updates.

And bone up for the crack of dawn on Monday, December 1st, when Mr Skin reveals The Top 20 Celebrity Movie Nude Scenes of 2008, along with the Top 10 TV Nude Scenes of 2008.

Until then, wield your drumstick properly and get ready to make a ton of fresh gravy!